» Intro: Lil Kori «

(Curse you, Kori the finesse kid) Ayy, ayy (Yuh)
Ayy (Yuh), y'already know, man (Yeah man)
Yeah man, ayy (Smeat Gang, gnarly boys)
We in (Yuh, huh, Smeat Gang)

The Laboratory, bro, shout out my nigga Lil Eggsoup (Yuh, yuh)
We 'bout to go off (Huh, ayy)

Ayy, ayy (Yeah)
Ayy, huh, Lil Kori! (Yeah man)

» Verse 1: Lil Kori «

Pull up to the hood and we kidnappin' blackies (Ayy)
These niggas be ducks, I ain't talkin' 'bout Daffy (Yuh, yuh)
Rapin' a bitch, and her name is (Ayy, ayy)
Broke niggas talk down, then get hit with a taxi (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
If I fuck a loli, it's against her will
I'm chokin' that bitch with a damn roofie pill
I get me a nut and throw her out the window (Ayy, ayy)
Then watch me some porn (Ayy) while I nut on my pillow
Certified child snatchers takin' yo' kids
And we havin' noise, you know that it's lit
Snatch your lil' cousin, she's ridin' this dick
Go walk into school, and I'm clutchin' my stick
Slutty-ass lolis, they feed for my penis (Ayy, yuh)
I give 'em the dick and they say I'm a genius (Ayy, what?)
Lil Eggsoup and Kori (Ayy), we fill up arenas
I fuck my lil sis', nigga, I am a demon
Ayy, me and Lil Eggsoup, we up in this bitch
You talkin' that shit, we gon' kidnap yo' kid
If I see a blacky, I take out the whip
Smeat Gang, gnarly boys, nigga, don't give a shit

» Interlude: Lil Kori & Lil Eggsoup «

You already know, man (Ayy)
Smeat Gang, gnarly boys (Ayy, ayy)
Me and Lil Eggsoup (Uh-AHHHH, yeah man), we professional titty drinkers (Huh)
Huh, Lil Kori

» Verse 2: Lil Eggsoup «

I fuck nobody but my body pillow
I'm beatin' my meat to the movie Black Widow
I don't fuck no bitch unless that booty Jell-O
Certified child snatcher, I'm a pedo
Anime bitches, I'm nuttin' to Edo
Me and Kori rockin' out like the Beatles
Fuckin' this dude and he was disabled
Disconnect the lights, I pour it like it's cable
I love little kids and their little bums
And absorb their semen as I'm sayin' "Yum"
I do not know why, but I hit from behind
And now there's a baby in their tum
Switch up the flow like I'm switchin' dudes
Rape so much kids, you see it on the news
I'm in the stu, I'm countin' up glue
Smeat Gang shit, we don't fuck with no goons
Smeat Gang shit, we don't fuck with no coons
Oh it's not real, man y'all are like fools
I'm munchin' these chips while I'm shootin' these schools
I'm a fat muh'fucka, playin' Call of Duty
And sit in my room watchin' underage boobies, yeah
Flow is so heavenly
Fuck with her mom, man that bitch lookin' up to me
Don't fuck with Smeat Gang, bitch, we are a company
Huh

» Interlude: Lil Eggsoup «

First I say
All this pain
I had no name
Nah bro, what the fuck was that, man?

» Outro: Lil Eggsoup «

It make me laugh watchin' people talk shit
Even better when they're age thirty-six
Age thirty-six, don't got any kids
Age thirty-six, got a micro dick
Damn